February 2010
“(614): she said she’d get any tattoo I wanted … so she’s...”
– yet another for my “low class with high class style” folder.
Feb 1st
January 2010
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Laser Cats: This time with James Cameron… and all of his previous movies.
Jan 31st
“Today, I realized that the only reason my boyfriend has been coming over to hang...”
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“Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an...”
Jan 29th
“Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly stopped and looked at me....”
– Priorities
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Mixtape: 10 Best Songs About Libraries and... →
52books: Flavorwire has come out with a pretty decent mixtape for bookworms, reminding me that it’s about time I make a follow-up to books are the new boyfriend. Weekend plans = Volume II. Thanks goes to Tug at about-today for the heads-up to the link. Be sure to check him out for new music! to my favorite bookworm
Jan 28th
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“Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and...”
– FML
Jan 28th
hidama: So, what’s the absorbency on one of these things? And does it come with wings? Ah, screw it. It’s too big for my panties, anyway. #iPad Ewww…..
Jan 27th
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1st Person Tetris: a great way to get dizzy →
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I just found out that the German Foreign Minister is named Guido Westerwelle…. Jersey Shore, Deutschland edition?
Jan 25th
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“Today, I went to get my friend a drink while she sat in the lounge watching TV...”
– FML
Jan 25th
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“The explanation mentioned most often [for banning gay marriage] is tradition....”
– Ted Olson, conservative lawyer on behalf of the plaintiffs in Perry v Schwarzenegger, in his Newsweek article “The Conservative Case for Gay Marriage.”
Jan 22nd
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The Conservative Case for Gay Marriage
Jan 22nd
“(970): The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my...”
– TFLN
Jan 22nd
“(925): So in our children’s lit class, some jackass little boy had gone...”
– TFLN
Jan 22nd
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Dark Knight Action Figures
Jan 21st
clientsfromhell: Client: “The logo looks great, but can we change the address font to Arabic? I need it for my Middle Eastern viewers.” Me: “Actually, Arabic is a name of that font you sent me, it doesn’t actually change the words into another language. I can purchase a actual Arabic font, and figure out how to turn it into Arabic….” Client: “So New Times Roman doesn’t change the words into...
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I wrote this monologue today in class. I liked the zombie vibe, so I’m putting it here. (Two men in a store room. The door is barricaded. WALTER, late 40’s, walks with a slight limp. EDDIE, mid 20’s, is lying in a heap against the wall, wounded and delirious from morphine.) Walter: You’re not listening to me Eddie. This is serious. You think I like what’s going on,...
Jan 14th
“(508): They were so slutty we had to play “rarely have I ever.”
– TFLN
Jan 14th
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6 Insane Fan Theories That Actually Make Great... →
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“(323): Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not...”
– And sometimes, we find wisdom in the strangest places. Like TFLN
Jan 12th
“(561): I love Welcome Back Week…No I wont accept your god but i will...”
– Once, I joined French club for free sandwiches… I don’t speak French. TFLN
Jan 12th
“(704): so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she...”
– TFLN: and once again, my childhood weeps at the brutality of the internet.
Jan 12th
“Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered...”
– FML
Jan 12th