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madstatler:

thedailywhat:

This Is The Last Movie Trailer For Today, I Promise of the Day: The official Red Band (NSFW) trailer for David Gordon Green’s highly-anticipated fantasy comedy Your Highness.

The film, which stars James Franco, Danny McBride, Natalie Portman, and Zooey Deschanel, is scheduled to open in theaters April 8.

[ign / thanks derek!]

You know, when I first heard about this movie, I don’t know what I expected.

But this is definitely better.

WITH MAGIC, MOTHERFUCKER

Epic Fantasy, thrilling adventure, and 21st Century dick jokes? Sounds like every game of D&D ever… AWESOME!
(Source: thedailywhat)
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  holy shit. this looks so awesome.
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  CAN’T WAIT FOR THIS
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  reblog this. But I can’t get over it. WHY JAMES FRANCO. WHY NATALIE PORTMAN. WHY ZOOEY DESCHANEL. THIS HORRIBLE,...
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  FEEL LIKE I SHOULDN’T BE EXCITED BUT I SO AM OMG
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  Now, this is something I REALLY would like to see… NATALIE WITH A BOW~
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  be kinda cool…LOL
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  Epic Fantasy, thrilling adventure, and 21st Century dick jokes? Sounds like every game of D&D ever… AWESOME!
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  yes. natalie portman ftw. sNSFW though.
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  really didn’t want...laugh but I really couldn’t help myself.
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  I need to see this.
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  This move is going to kick my ass. Can’t wait.
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  actually really want to see this.. ?...so BEAUTIFUL. I hate her.
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  WITH MAGIC, MOTHERFUCKER
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  Natalie Portman with an accent & kicking ass makes this worth seeing! The trailer alone made me laugh so hard! I’m...
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  OMG THIS LOOKS SO GREAT!!!!!
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  ohmygod danny mcbride marry meeee
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