Semicolon, Right Parenthesis

I am an actor, which should explain a lot, but probably doesn't, in point of fact. I enjoy quoting things at inappropriate times or situations.

I eat hearty, I drink deep, I laugh loud. I sing off key, I dance with strangers, I... pet puppies... I lost my train of thought.

Thank you, you've been a great audience. I love you all. Except you. I hate you.

j/k.

Post reblogged from some brave apollo

survivenakedeyes:

doctorscience:

misssmegggy:

Girls are like crayons.

The slutty ones are the simple colors like red and blue and they get used/passed around the most.

The truly beautiful ones are the white crayons, which contain every color, but they don’t see themselves as beautiful because no one ever wants them.

They just have to wait until someone comes along who is smart enough to use a
black piece of paper.

wHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

shit/

So…. once you go black, you don’t go back?
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  Reading the entire think, its also just a terrible analogy.
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  …but I hate black people…
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  …. I’m not trying to be mean. At all....promise. But… sometimes, if you want to say...
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  I don’t even care about how stupid the analogy is, or even that it’s probably some fake crap to lure unsuspecting...
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  i fucking HATE this analogy (and others like it, e.g. “girls are like apples”) because it suggests that girls are...
25. so-meta said: “There are three types of people in this world, Chuck: dicks, pussies, and assholes.
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  why they gotta be white
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  I thought it was an incident where someone took a metaphor out for a drive and lost control of their vehicle. “So, girls...
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  slut-shaming all in...tidy little post. I really can’t think
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  I thought it was an allusion to the “black dudes like fat white girls” stereotype.
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  wHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
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  But white doesn’t contain every color idiot
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  I’m just gonna throw this out there…but if White is the combination of all colours thus meaning that the girl has all...
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  aww shit, wer’re niggas
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  ^^^ Perfect picture is perfect
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