Semicolon, Right Parenthesis

I am an actor, which should explain a lot, but probably doesn't, in point of fact. I enjoy quoting things at inappropriate times or situations.

I eat hearty, I drink deep, I laugh loud. I sing off key, I dance with strangers, I... pet puppies... I lost my train of thought.

Thank you, you've been a great audience. I love you all. Except you. I hate you.

j/k.

Posted 1 month ago

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