Semicolon, Right Parenthesis

I am an actor, which should explain a lot, but probably doesn't, in point of fact. I enjoy quoting things at inappropriate times or situations.

I eat hearty, I drink deep, I laugh loud. I sing off key, I dance with strangers, I... pet puppies... I lost my train of thought.

Thank you, you've been a great audience. I love you all. Except you. I hate you.

j/k.

Photoset reblogged from The Milk-Eyed Mender

theindielumberjack:

This is my life.

I’ve often wanted to grow a beard, but I have never had a job that allowed it. Or I’ve had to be shorn for a play.
(Source: homeswheredeathis)
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  why i never shave ever and i never will soo i wish i could grow a beard tho
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  How I feel EVERY time I shave.
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  !!!! This is dedicated to a certain someone who is thinking about shaving their beard!
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