Semicolon, Right Parenthesis

I am an actor, which should explain a lot, but probably doesn't, in point of fact. I enjoy quoting things at inappropriate times or situations.

I eat hearty, I drink deep, I laugh loud. I sing off key, I dance with strangers, I... pet puppies... I lost my train of thought.

Thank you, you've been a great audience. I love you all. Except you. I hate you.

j/k.

Photo reblogged from Make haste to live. ~Ray Bradbury
jedi-cellist:

cyruspotnoodle:

ladykatniss:

jamesloveslily:

GUYS SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED IN THE WIZARDING WORLD TODAY

#what if the books are real #what if JK is a seer #and what if last night was the night that voldemort went and tried to kill Harry but failed #WHAT #IF

WHAT IF OKLAHOMA IS WHERE HOGWARTS IS THO

If Hogwarts is in Oklahoma, does that mean that Voldemort is Jud Fry and Harry Potter is Curley???

I would totally believe Hogwarts is in Oklahoma. It explains the town of Bison.
- That's how you win followers
- Make jokes about a town no one has ever heard of
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