Semicolon, Right Parenthesis

I am an actor, which should explain a lot, but probably doesn't, in point of fact. I enjoy quoting things at inappropriate times or situations.

I eat hearty, I drink deep, I laugh loud. I sing off key, I dance with strangers, I... pet puppies... I lost my train of thought.

Thank you, you've been a great audience. I love you all. Except you. I hate you.

j/k.

Photo reblogged from Off the grid

hidama:

randomampersand:

hidama:

phiremangston:

OH MY GODS.

Here, let me woo you with keyboard typing. CLACK CLACK CLICKETY TAP.

The only way that would be more awesome is if it were also a functioning keyboard.

“Excuse me while I Control -Z your zipper…”

Is that a spacebar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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