Semicolon, Right Parenthesis

I am an actor, which should explain a lot, but probably doesn't, in point of fact. I enjoy quoting things at inappropriate times or situations.

I eat hearty, I drink deep, I laugh loud. I sing off key, I dance with strangers, I... pet puppies... I lost my train of thought.

Thank you, you've been a great audience. I love you all. Except you. I hate you.

j/k.

Photo reblogged from Kicking at the darkness

phiremangston:

occultist:

Awesome bizarro theory of the day: Keanu Reeves is actually French actor Paul Mounet and is immortal.

lololol

This has always been my favorite crackpot theory. If I ever meet Keanu Reeves, I’m gonna shout “Hey Paul!” and see what happens…
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  This has always been my favorite crackpot theory. If I ever meet Keanu Reeves, I’m gonna shout “Hey Paul!” and see what...
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  I don’t want to shit on any theories but If Keanu Reeves has been acting since the turn of the century the practice and...
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  you’d think he’d be a better actor after all those years
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  TED LOGAN WAS THE TRUTH!!!!
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  Hahahahaha, this is epic!
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  Yes, he is THE ONE.
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