Semicolon, Right Parenthesis

I am an actor, which should explain a lot, but probably doesn't, in point of fact. I enjoy quoting things at inappropriate times or situations.

I eat hearty, I drink deep, I laugh loud. I sing off key, I dance with strangers, I... pet puppies... I lost my train of thought.

Thank you, you've been a great audience. I love you all. Except you. I hate you.

j/k.

Posted 1 year ago

Sometimes my mind worries me…

Last night at the bar, I was playing wingman for a gal pal of mine, and it eventually developed into my adopting the persona of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs (don’t ask, I don’t remember why).

So this morning, for my playwriting class, I wrote a short scene about what would happen if Buffalo Bill had completed his woman suit, and is trying to pick up guys at a bar.

The last line? “Dammit! I thought I had tucked it back tonight!”